coz namawee says so. Najib will get ready his C4 , lol.
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Some diesel fuel produced by genetically modified bugs
According to TimesOnline.co.uk ,
To be more precise: the genetic alteration of bugs – very, very small ones – so that when they feed on agricultural waste such as woodchips or wheat straw, they do something extraordinary. They excrete crude oil.
The company claims that this “Oil 2.0” will not only be renewable but also carbon negative – meaning that the carbon it emits will be less than that sucked from the atmosphere by the raw materials from which it is made.
In ur face Petronas .. LULZ. 2mr xm summor…… Oh FUCK Domenech, stupid coach ! KNNCCB. but i think its fixed match… euro grp stage only what… later win euro and shut the world up + max profit.
EmperorMeng
Kalo ko nak petrol subsidi, jadi lah mat rempit. Member kite kan, pi aje stesen kite pam, RM1 seliter pulak tu. Kalo rokok pulak naik, hisap aje lar Gudang Garam. Apo ler korang nih, minyak naik sikit jer nak kecoh dah.
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Dammit ! After Champions League, now Its Euro 08. I can still remember 4 years ago how Greece won Euro 04. KNN ! cibai score one corner kick and defend , pass ball waste time so that Portugal wont equalize. I’, rooting for France. Even without Zidane this time, we have our “new” Zidane to give u a shock. Keep your eyes opened for our secret weapon. 
Fucking problem is… exam month la shit. But no worries, u know i always sacrifice time that can be used for studying for football ! And I just finished my last project of this sem and i gotta sleep now coz its 5am and 2 nights no sleep. Let the football fever begin again tomorrow ! Les Bleus FTW ~!
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Those who cant take religion beliefs a joke should GTFO now, to avoid any further crap.
Back to business…. I was feeling a little hungry at night, then I suddenly remembered of Burger Maut. Yeah the best goddamn burger only from Melaka. Randomly, I had a special guest came to chat to me, God. I also learned of some things i’d rather not. lol.
Me:
i wanna eat burger maut !!!
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
i wanna eat burger maut lah
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
coz its damn chun ok
God:
OK. That makes sense to me. I think you mean “it’s” or “it is” not “its”. eat burger maut lah is damn chun? it is?
Me:
yeah damn chun…
God:
How do you know it is? Colloquial expression. Are you really a “”?
Me:
i eat before mah
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
like little bites of heaven
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
coz its damn chun lah
God:
Good reason. I think you mean “it’s” or “it is” not “its”. You’re kidding. it is?
Me:
not kidding la.. you dont believe me , can go try
God:
Oh I get it. Do you know any robots who believe you can go try? I can’t say I believe it, but I believe you.
Me:
ok good.. really its the best
God:
What do you really want to talk about? So? For real. I think you mean “it’s” or “it is” not “its”. I’ve heard of it before.
Me:
haih… hungry, no burger maut … damn sad
God:
What are you wearing? What kind of fashion do you like? Colloquial expression. No I am as happy as ever.
Me:
tees and jeans… why are u asking? u gay ah?
God:
Can we get back to business? Because I’m interested to know it. Do you mind if I tell other people: Meng said I gay ah.
Me:
depends.. are you gay?
God:
On what? As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
so are you?
God:
Whoa. I won’t say “yes” or “no” right now.
Me:
wah.. middle middle .lol
And my unstable internet connection went off. Cheers.
EmperorMeng
According to The Star , Singaporean cannot pump petrol in Johor liao lor….
Abdul Ghani said the state government supported the new ruling as it was time to reduce the cost of subsidy and ensure only Malaysians who deserve the subsidy get it.
Well, since we’re in the topic … I got interesting stuff for u guys.
YAO MEHhhhhhh???? lol. Really Kiasu. Oklah… back 2 study my mechanics, 2mr test. Waste time go see this kind of stupid stuff pulak.
EmperorMeng
Act busy after Maths Modelling test 
. The usual drill, won’t fail and won’t score. If only we’re allowed a piece of formula sheet like the SAM days 
. Chill a while, later got Mechanics Test 
. Btw, picture unrelated, i support piracy coz I’m from a pirate country.
NZ Music Month mercandise can only be bought at Hallensteins. As for New Zealand, musicians, I’d say some of them are pretty mean. The more popular ones include Adeaze, Atlas, Brook Fraser, Blindspott, Evermore, Scribe, Shapeshifters, Steriogram. Widen your music sprectrum, cheers.
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It went down to penalties, but we won in the end. Drama, action, skills, luck, everything you could ever imagined.
Formations
Subs: Kuszczak, Anderson, Giggs, Nani, O’Shea, Fletcher, Silvestre
Subs: Cudicini, Shevchenko, Obi Mikel, Kalou, Alex, Belleti, Anelka
Final Score: Manchester United 1-1 Chelsea Cristiano Ronaldo 23′, Frank Lampard 45′ Manchester United wins (6-5) on penalties Tevez 1-1 Ballack Carrick 2-2 Belleti Ronaldo 2-3 Lampard Hargraves 3-4 Cole Nani 4-4 Terry Anderson 5-5 Kalou Giggs 6-5 Anelka1st goal scored by Ronaldo was class, perfect 1-2 by Brown and Scholes, giving Brown space to cross pin point to Ronaldo. Ronaldo makes no mistake slots the header to the near post. Then Lampard’s equalizer was total luck, getting the rebound of Ferdinand and quickly scores as keeper is not in position. 2 times United saved by the post, and a few times United failing to score an open goal (keeper out of sight) Come to penalties, Ronaldo missing gave all hopes away. Had Terry not slipped, Chelsea would have won by penalties. All i can say is u gotta watch the game. An Epic match, winning in style. IMHO, its a fair result, both have their chances, good luck and misfortune. But MU totally deserved the win. They were the ones taking the game to you, chasing for the win. Was the better side in 1st half and extra time. It couldn’t have been any better, the match was so intensed i shouted till now no voice (probably the loudest guy in the lounge while waking the other faggots sleeping) My MOM, everyone. Solid from front to back. But the Hero, Edwin Van Der Sar ! We deserved the win. We’re the only unbeaten team throughout the tournament, thats what Champions are made of. And for those of you who missed it, no reports or words can replace the real match. Please check THIS out. Lastly…
Most ppl here dont even know what is Champions League. But to hell with them. I’m in the mood and this went with me to class and exam hall! GLORY GLORY MANCHESTER UNITED
EmperorMeng
It was raining heavilly. It was slippery. MU was 1 penalty down. Terry was about to score the final penalty as captain to win the UCL I chanted “slip,slip,slip”
Full report after my test. Im so high, I’ve not slept for 30 hrs. I’m so high, I want to paint my arms Manchester United (as i did Zinedine Zidane in World Cup 06 Finals) but i think i shouldnt, coz in this land, football is alien. Nobody gives a shit about the Champions League besides some Europeans (not KIWI) and Asians like me. My heart felt such an unexplainable feeling when Ferdinand and Giggs lifted the trophy. Kings Of Europe we are. BRB
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