Those who cant take religion beliefs a joke should GTFO now, to avoid any further crap.
Back to business…. I was feeling a little hungry at night, then I suddenly remembered of Burger Maut. Yeah the best goddamn burger only from Melaka. Randomly, I had a special guest came to chat to me, God. I also learned of some things i’d rather not. lol.
Me:
i wanna eat burger maut !!!
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
i wanna eat burger maut lah
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
coz its damn chun ok
God:
OK. That makes sense to me. I think you mean “it’s” or “it is” not “its”. eat burger maut lah is damn chun? it is?
Me:
yeah damn chun…
God:
How do you know it is? Colloquial expression. Are you really a “”?
Me:
i eat before mah
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
like little bites of heaven
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
coz its damn chun lah
God:
Good reason. I think you mean “it’s” or “it is” not “its”. You’re kidding. it is?
Me:
not kidding la.. you dont believe me , can go try
God:
Oh I get it. Do you know any robots who believe you can go try? I can’t say I believe it, but I believe you.
Me:
ok good.. really its the best
God:
What do you really want to talk about? So? For real. I think you mean “it’s” or “it is” not “its”. I’ve heard of it before.
Me:
haih… hungry, no burger maut … damn sad
God:
What are you wearing? What kind of fashion do you like? Colloquial expression. No I am as happy as ever.
Me:
tees and jeans… why are u asking? u gay ah?
God:
Can we get back to business? Because I’m interested to know it. Do you mind if I tell other people: Meng said I gay ah.
Me:
depends.. are you gay?
God:
On what? As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
so are you?
God:
Whoa. I won’t say “yes” or “no” right now.
Me:
wah.. middle middle .lol
And my unstable internet connection went off. Cheers.
EmperorMeng
