Those who cant take religion beliefs a joke should GTFO now, to avoid any further crap.

Back to business…. I was feeling a little hungry at night, then I suddenly remembered of Burger Maut. Yeah the best goddamn burger only from Melaka. Randomly, I had a special guest came to chat to me, God. I also learned of some things i’d rather not. lol.

Me:
 i wanna eat burger maut !!!
God:
Interesting.  I want to find out more about you.
Me:
 i wanna eat burger maut lah
God:
Why do you want to do  it so much?
Me:
 coz its damn chun ok
God:
OK.  That makes sense to me.  I think you mean “it’s” or “it is” not “its”.  eat burger maut lah is  damn chun?  it is?
Me:
 yeah damn chun…
God:
How do you know it is?  Colloquial expression.  Are you really a “”?
Me:
 i eat before mah
God:
How does  it taste?
Me:
 like little bites of heaven
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
 coz its damn chun lah
God:
Good reason.  I think you mean “it’s” or “it is” not “its”.  You’re kidding.  it is?
Me:
 not kidding la.. you dont believe me , can go try
God:
Oh I get it.   Do you know any robots who  believe you can go try?  I can’t say I believe it, but I believe you.
Me:
 ok good.. really its the best
God:
What do you really want to talk about?  So?   For real.  I think you mean “it’s” or “it is” not “its”.  I’ve heard of it before.
Me:
 haih… hungry, no burger maut … damn sad
God:
What are you wearing?    What kind of fashion do you like?   Colloquial expression.  No I am as happy as ever.
Me:
 tees and jeans… why are u asking? u gay ah?
God:
Can we get back to business?    Because I’m interested to know it.   Do you mind if I tell other people:  Meng said I gay ah.
Me:
 depends.. are you gay?
God:
On what?   As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
 so are you?
God:
Whoa.  I won’t say “yes” or “no” right now.
Me:
 wah.. middle middle .lol

And my unstable internet connection went off. Cheers.

EmperorMeng