Would you mind telling the readers who you are?
- Sup fuckface ! I’m EmperorMeng. Now bow in fear.
So what are you doing ATM?
- I’d like to call it a vacation. Doing nothing, thinking of nothing. It’s an experience of nothingness, unlike sieness. The only reason i can afford to do that is because I’m currently studying Mechanical Engineering at University of Auckland, NZ. No brainer, pfft.
Where do you come from?
- I’m from Klebang Beach, Malacca. Land of the rempits. I move around alot, so basically Malacca would be my hometown. As for now, I’m in Auckland CBD just beside the uni so I won’t be late for classes which doesnt make a difference anyway.
What’s your interest?
- As a typical Malaysian, I would say football. Makan bola, minum bola, tidur bola. Sadly I’m currently in a place where football is alien. Yet I wonder how in the world could their national football team have a higher ranking than ours. Regardless, I’d probably be interested in tech stuffs, gaming, sports, internet and learning up some guitar. Besides food of coz.
How do you spend your free time?
- Oh is it free? I waste it then. If I use it, then it won’t be free time anymore. Wasting time is a luxury even money can’t buy.
Why do you blog? What is it about blogging that you like?
- Coz every one is. Now I wouldn’t want to be left out would I? Though I feel blogging sux and bloggers are lame attention whores. TBH, I’ve procrastinated blogging for more than 6 months. Yes, it’s a sad fact but I’m really good at procrastination. I’m pretty much a last minute person. I blame all this attitude to my high school peeps. See, it was pretty much a culture back then and once you turn slack, u never look back. Has always been one of those laid-back fucktards aimlessly achieving nothing in life. But particularly for blogging, I’m inspired by MichaelOoi.Net . He blogs good shit of how lame everyone else is. Also I would like to preserve my thoughts by blogging, but it ain’t no diary ! Anyway, I wouldn’t put much hope in blogging. I’d be surprised if it lasts more than month.
Is the contents of the blog even real?
- I swear for the love of the world that everything is the goddamn truth. For fucks sake, read the damn disclaimer. You can’t be lazier than me, it’s a fact.
Any last words for your readers.
- You fags are just sad people. How could you even give this blog a glance?
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