Just the other day, I was at TC’s place to watch an EPL clash MU-ARS. Since the booze went out, I brought my passport along so we can stock up a little. Well, uc… NZ has quite some problem with drinking, so the legal age of 18+ of obtaining alcohol is practiced rather strictly. Kanasai but true. So, there we were to the nearest Foodtown to get our booze. Approaching the counter to pay up …
Me: Hi.
Aunty: ID please.
I passed my passport to her.
So she checked my age but seemed rather unhappy.
Aunty: How about your friend?
I was immediately like wtf? Diu… small kid meh?
Me: Excuse me, but I’m the one buying here ok. What’s the need for his ID?
Aunty ignores and looks at TC.
Aunty: May I see your passport please?
TC: My friend here is buying.
Then come some assistant manager guy, after overhearing us. He tries 2 persuade the aunty but aunty refuses 
Me and TC there look at them also like KNNBCCBWTFOMFGBBQSAUCE ! Assistant manager then just took our goods to the next counter with a chick cashier.
Chick: What The Fuck ?!?!?!! *and looks at aunty + ass. manager
*pause
Chick: Sorry about that, she’s not normal.
Lulz… That’s a win.
Me: so.. we’re all good?
Chick checks my passport.
Chick: No worries. U guys from Malaysia aye? Thank u LAHhhh….
Assistant Manager: Eh, apa khabar?
Wah… si beh shocked. Both also like Indian, or Pakistan… or somesort like that la. Msia so famous meh? So we just “khabar baik and TQ lahh…” and went back.
Wahseh… aunty , chill lar beb. She probably had some bad experience. Anywayz, MU won ARS by 2-1. I’d say MU was very lucky to even win. All’s good and cheers, Barclays Premiership trophy is another step closer to the RED DEVILS
Ronaldo saves the day yet again.
Cheers, Steinlager Pure FTW
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