Pass mnite and i went to do some laundry. I checked in the washing and machine and drier to make sure its empty. When i came back to collect, i brought back this. And noticed some odd pink thing.
Being curious and checkin it out, i found …
which fking ghost thought this was a joke? Ghost month is supposed to be over … what should i do with it? wud somebody forward to /kopitiam? since im on banhammer? tq.
EmperorMeng
Rain Wind Thunder. went to get some stuff wif sully for home and some sports stuff from REBEL sports coz there’s a sale. All drench and shivering by the time we reached back. No regrets though, upskirts everywhere its like a pussy buffet.
EmperorMeng
Kalo ko nak petrol subsidi, jadi lah mat rempit. Member kite kan, pi aje stesen kite pam, RM1 seliter pulak tu. Kalo rokok pulak naik, hisap aje lar Gudang Garam. Apo ler korang nih, minyak naik sikit jer nak kecoh dah.
EmperorMeng
Those who cant take religion beliefs a joke should GTFO now, to avoid any further crap.
Back to business…. I was feeling a little hungry at night, then I suddenly remembered of Burger Maut. Yeah the best goddamn burger only from Melaka. Randomly, I had a special guest came to chat to me, God. I also learned of some things i’d rather not. lol.
Me:
i wanna eat burger maut !!!
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
i wanna eat burger maut lah
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
coz its damn chun ok
God:
OK. That makes sense to me. I think you mean “it’s” or “it is” not “its”. eat burger maut lah is damn chun? it is?
Me:
yeah damn chun…
God:
How do you know it is? Colloquial expression. Are you really a “”?
Me:
i eat before mah
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
like little bites of heaven
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
coz its damn chun lah
God:
Good reason. I think you mean “it’s” or “it is” not “its”. You’re kidding. it is?
Me:
not kidding la.. you dont believe me , can go try
God:
Oh I get it. Do you know any robots who believe you can go try? I can’t say I believe it, but I believe you.
Me:
ok good.. really its the best
God:
What do you really want to talk about? So? For real. I think you mean “it’s” or “it is” not “its”. I’ve heard of it before.
Me:
haih… hungry, no burger maut … damn sad
God:
What are you wearing? What kind of fashion do you like? Colloquial expression. No I am as happy as ever.
Me:
tees and jeans… why are u asking? u gay ah?
God:
Can we get back to business? Because I’m interested to know it. Do you mind if I tell other people: Meng said I gay ah.
Me:
depends.. are you gay?
God:
On what? As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
so are you?
God:
Whoa. I won’t say “yes” or “no” right now.
Me:
wah.. middle middle .lol
And my unstable internet connection went off. Cheers.
EmperorMeng
According to The Star , Singaporean cannot pump petrol in Johor liao lor….
Abdul Ghani said the state government supported the new ruling as it was time to reduce the cost of subsidy and ensure only Malaysians who deserve the subsidy get it.
Well, since we’re in the topic … I got interesting stuff for u guys.
YAO MEHhhhhhh???? lol. Really Kiasu. Oklah… back 2 study my mechanics, 2mr test. Waste time go see this kind of stupid stuff pulak.
EmperorMeng
Am studying for Design Test tomorrow, but my mind aint concentrating. Yes, its the usual 1 day b4 test preparation, and 1st time I’m looking at these brand new notes from ages ago, but still looks and smells fresh of the photocopier. Accompanying me is NZ’s favourite energy drink.
But it obviously aint helping at all. Actually i dont need anything to keep me awake, i only need something to not let my mind wonder elsewhere, like HERE. Well, lets just say coz its CL finals in a few hours. It’s hype ! And according to latest news, both teams have their full squad ready. Scholes guaranteed starting lineup and Giggs for the 759th appearance for the club (new record). Glory Glory Man Utd.
EmperorMeng
According to Utusan Malaysia, Kementerian Pembangunan Wanita, Keluarga dan Masyarakat
Menterinya, Datuk Dr. Ng Yen Yen berkata, ia akan dilaksanakan melalui slot khas selama 10 jam yang diperuntukkan kepada kementeriannya selewat-lewatnya Oktober ini.
So… will boy boy and girl girl be interested in attending National Service now? 10 hours… That’s inresting, i wonder if it’ll be just theory or including practical as well? 
Or ! Could it be MASS ORGY . Far out, thats what im talking about.
LOL ! sorry brutha, i know thats sick.
Btw, got this double 10 pax of Mamee Monster at some Asian Store just now for NZD1. MSG shall be my staple diet for the next few days. Cheers.
EmperorMeng
Lim Guan Eng
Si Mamat: u nih Mr Lim ker? apasal tak duk kat bisnes class? Ah Lim: eh eh... takmau la... very sien leh seat business class. sit there 1 guy manyak sohai la. Si Mamat: aper nih ... swt . kalo u takmau, gimme lah. Ah Lim: eheh... where can like that. trust me, tak best punya itu bisnes class. Si Mamat: yakah? i heard bisnes classs got extra service (*hornilly) Ah Lim: eh what you. where got like that? kenot kenot Si Mamat: betulker? my friend cakap sama i one. u sure ah? Ah Lim: HOI. POLIS KATA JANGAN !
* wahaha.. they make jokes and laugh hornilly. It’s so damn obvious how horny he is from the photo and his friend Si Mamat trying to act cool reading Utusan Malaysia. But actually, he got hidden intentions using Economy class…
NING ! *swt
Lim Guan Eng , Ning Baizura
On a more positive note, Lim Guan Eng as Penang’s Chief Minister meant what he said about cost cutting, reducing waste of funds. This is what called leading by example. Credits to Mr.Manager.blogspot.com(original content and full real story, not stupid craps like mine *facepalm *swt) and Winfeel.
EmperorMeng
Left: Tian Chua(PKR) , Right: Khairy Jamalludin (UMNO)
So, our MP’s turning up to parliament liao. see? all so happy happy can go parliament talk cock. from my imagination…
Photographer: excuse me sirs, can u posing abit for me to take picture? today very handsome, chun ! TC: brother.. apa macam.. ho bor? KJ: standard la beb… gerek macam biase… TC: haha good good.. if not wait i Ah Beng you… KJ: nono… wait i Rempit u …* wahaha they jokes each other and laugh… see…? so happy. our parliament rox. i always go youtube see our jokers in action. they are damn talented mind you. keep up the good job yo. happy happy la… cheers.
EmperorMeng
