“Everytime you fap, you’re having sex with a ghost” - 16.4.2008

“At super saiyan Level 9999, your armpit hair reaches the floor” - 11.6.2008

“Why So Serious?” - (Batman / Dark Knight) 14.7.2008

Disclaimer: Quotes are for the lulz only. There is no intention for politics or defamation. To take them seriously is to be a fool.